Not a
huge recap tonight, because it's Men Tell All time!
Let's
review:
Ryan's
a douche: his famous one-liners: “don't gain weight”, “I
will still love you, I just won't love on you as much”, “trophy
wife”.
Kalon's
a douche: “I love when you talk I just wish you'd let me finish”,
“run along”, “baggage”
Doug's
clueless: total awkwardness—she gives all the signs that she wants
kissed, and nothing. She's breaking up with him, and he kisses
her....he didn't see it coming.
Travis
and Shelly (the egg): they sing “Twinkle, Twinkle” and tuck in the
egg...um...Ok. And boy Emily is a horrible singer!
The guys are introduced, and I absolutely
love that the crowd totally erupted when Sean's name was
announced. He's just too cute when he blushes.
I love
how shocked Ryan was to watch the footage of the guys celebrating
when his bags were being picked up, while in the limo he was
reminiscing about the friendships that he had built with them. Classic.
Gang up
on Kalon time! Big surprise that he says that he's good friends with
Chris and Tony...they were all just on Bachelor Pad together. What a
sorry excuse for calling Ricki baggage: that after awhile sometimes
you just aren't yourself? Umm...no. That's when the REAL YOU shines
through.
Kalon
in the hot seat. Good luck. Oh look, he's trying to tear up watching
his video package. Wow...he didn't see anything wrong with telling
Emily to stop talking. He admitted to not knowing that Emily was the
Bachelorette and the fact that a child was involved, but he thought
it would have showed less character by backing out when finding out
after the fact. Hardly! I love how he tries to take Ryan
down with him about what happened on the Shakespeare date. Ryan's
face had “he's lying” written all over it! I still have no idea
what Lindzi sees in him, and I don't know if I will be able to
stomach it on Bachelor Pad.
Ryan's
turn. “Bachelor Ryan”...that pretty much says it all. He was in
it for himself and himself only. Ha! Listening to Ryan talk about
himself, Chris looks so disgusted! He rolled his eyes so big that his
head rolled and just about did a 360. Thank you Chris Harrison for
putting to rest any worries that ABC could make Ryan the next
Bachelor. Oh my gosh! He doesn't think there was anything wrong with
his statement about gaining weight! And this guy doesn't think he's
arrogant?
Chris
is scared to take the hot seat. Grow a pair dude! It seems pretty
funny to me that he's so upset over losing Emily, because he loved
her so much. Yet we saw at the beginning of the show in the Bachelor
Pad preview, that he hooks up
with at least 3 girls, and he was pretty happy about it.
Finally,
everyone's favorite bachelor, Sean! Gosh, he's cute! They just look
like they should be a couple. Emily says, “I know that a life with Sean would be perfect. He's
everything I've ever wanted, right in front of me. Everything that
I've ever prayed for right in front of me, and I'm just choosing to
pass it by.” So what happened? I still feel so bad for him. He
definitely handled the rejection with class, though. Too bad she
can't even give him a clear reason why. It's awesome to hear how the
whole experience has helped him to grow and how much Emily has done
for him. So sweet! You can tell he really means it.
Ok,
time for Emily to face the guys. Gotta love Kalon's disgusted
look...he does NOT want to face what she's going to be dishing out at
him, that's for sure.
Sean...such
a gentleman. Chris...what a copycat! He basically said exactly what
Sean said. Apparently, he's too young and immature to come up with
his own comments, he has to steal what's already been said to make
himself try to look good.
“I could be engaged to Kalon right now.
Thank God for Doug.” Amen sister! Harsh words coming for Kalon (big
surprise). She was mad at herself for letting someone like him slip
through the cracks. I wondered the same thing, because he gave her
more than enough reasons to get rid of him, BEFORE the whole
“baggage” episode. He “apologizes” and spouts off some BS
about how he is using it as a learning experience. She didn't buy it
for one second. Apparently he posted a picture of a baggage claim and
said he expected to see Emily there. Of course apologizing now, after
that, would be completely sincere. “Sorry, I'm not sorry.” He's
honored that she follows him on Twitter! Ha! What a delusional,
egotistical, scumbag!
Now,
for the absolute best part: the Bloopers! They are always so funny!
Emily has quite the potty mouth for such a Southern lady. I can't
believe Chris went commando in the kilt! Poor Doug “put that thing
away”!
The
last thing we learn about Emily? She's a cat lady! Apparently, she
video tapes her cats ALL THE TIME. She thought about creating a
YouTube channel, but thought she should probably get a man first,
because that could be a deal breaker! Ha!
And,
that's all folks! Don't forget, the finale is on SUNDAY night, not
Monday! And, following the 2 hour finale, is the LIVE After the Final Rose.
4 comments:
Dear in love with Sean,
I just think Sean has to be the next bachelor! Chris is no dummy-he saw the crowd is in love with him, the ratings would be off the charts!
Anyhow, I would like to know the actual word count between Emily and Arie- I think his answer to any problem is a smooch, and a long one at best. I think my new name for him is hot lips racer!! Also, his lips actually look sore at times.
I know that Jef will be an awesome father and I hope that he can keep Emily's attention, because she is Drama (did you notice I capitalized the D in drama!). I think he has a very tender heart and they will have a whole lot more word count in their conversations then Emily and Arie would of or will have :).
P.S. and speaking of love- I think Chris is ready to be plan C if needed!!!!Looking forward to Sunday night.
I would love for Sean to be the next Bachelor, HOWEVER, it's already been confirmed that Roberto is the next Bachelor. That isn't to say that he couldn't be the next, next Bachelor :)
Hahs, I love your nickname for Arie, that's grea And he does look like his lips are chapped!t! All they do is make out!
I agree about Jef, and I don't know if drama is the right word for Emily. I think she's more high maintenance than drama.
Chris: that poor boy is just lost. Apparently he's so devastated by losing Emily, that he has to get into the pants of every girl he meets. Are you aware that Bachelor Pad was done filming before the Men Tell All? That means he slept with at least 3 girls before he came on Men Tell All and looked so sad about Emily? Not buying what he's trying to sell!
I meant the host of the show-Chris :) What ever happened with Roberto & Alley- did you get the scoop??
Oooooh! Gotcha! It's confusing with 2 guys named Chris on the show :) lol That would be interesting to have him be the Bachelor. I don't know if he would ever do it or not.
As for Roberto and Ali, here's the scoop from Reality Steve:
"If you’ve followed the timeline, it shouldn’t be all that shocking. It seemed like it was all backwards. I remember after their season ended, Ali was always being quoted as saying they were so in love and wanted to get married tomorrow. Then it turned into, “Well, we live together, so it’s pretty much like we’re married.” Then it was “We had to postpone our wedding for my surgery” which then turned into “We’ve postponed our wedding plans”. I mean, we could all see the writing on the wall going by that timeline. I still think they moved in together waaaaaay too soon."
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