Bachelor Pad, Ep. 3.1

Welcome to Bachelor Pad 3!

Who's in the House?

Guys:

Chris: Emily's season 

First impressions: Yuck...don't want to see him again. He wants it to be all girls and him, and he's hoping Lindzi is there.

Reid: Jillian's season 

First impressions: I loved Reid, and thought Jillian should have picked him. He doesn't want to lose to Ed again.

Ed: Jillian's season 

First impressions: What a douche, never really cared for the guy. What an ugly suit he's wearing. Odd how he's totally avoiding anything to do with Jillian, I wonder why...

Kalon: Emilly's season 

First impressions: Do I really even have to say it? He says he needs the money because helicopter fuel is expensive...gag!

Nick: Ashley's season

Ryan (aka “the virgin”): Deana's season

First impressions: Don't remember his face, but kind of remember his story, from way back on Deana's season. Not only is he a virgin, he's also not a drinker. He's just there to win--I think he's on the WRONG show!

Tony: Emily's season 

First impressions: All I remember about him is that he's the other guy with a kid, that wasn't Doug. Odd how he missed his son so much on Bachelorette, and now he's left him again, to do another show.

Michael: Jillian's season

First impressions: Michael was the winner of Bachelor Pad 2, and he's looking for love this time. I always liked Michael, hoping he can go far and also find love.

Girls:

Lindzi: Ben's season 

First impressions: Ben DEFINITELY should have picked her! She thinks that love would be good, but money would be good too.

Blakely: Ben's season 

First impressions: Yuck, never liked her; she's so fake. She hopes Jaclyn will be on because they are friends.

Jaclyn: Ben's season 

First impressions: Yet another girl that I can't stand. She says she's frenemies with Blakely. Sounds like their relationship is a little bit one-sided.

Rachel: Brad's season 

First impressions: No one seems too excited to see her, especially Lindzi for some reason.

Sarah: Brad's season 

First impressions: I have no clue who she is....probably because she was rejected by Brad on the 3^rd episode because she couldn't tell the difference between Brad and his twin Chad (totally forgot about that).

Jamie: Ben's season 

First impressions: Awkward kisser...that's all we need to know. Again, probably the wrong show to be on.

Erica Rose: Lorenzo's season 

First impressions: Finally someone to have fun watching, who will make the show actually watchable. She's hoping for a more positive experience this time around. She doesn't want to see Kalon because she went to the tabloids about him and he wasn't too happy. Drama before entering the house is always a plus.

I'm absolutely hating the twist of having fans on the show. WHAT IS THE POINT? The show is Bachelor Pad, it's for people who were on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, not people who WATCH the show.

Annoying Fans:

David 

Chris (aka “SWAT”)

Paige

Donna 

Brittany and Erica - twins tied at the hip, playing as 1 person; worst nightmare: waking up next to Kalon, ha!

Totally not digging the way Ed is ragging on Reid...let the guy alone!

I remember why I don't like Jaclyn: she's super annoying! She asked Ryan “Are you a fan? I don't recognize you.” Gee that's real nice. Blakely's arrival was dreaded by many. Jaclyn and Rachel were bad-talking her before she even gets there. No wonder she's the first one to cry (according to Chris Harrison's blog). Time to be fake. Jaclyn's “I hate her so much it hurts” becomes “I'm so glad to see you!”

Kalon arrives in true Kalon fashion, fancy white car...I think I just threw up a little. “I'm extremely sensitive towards women.” Really? Umm...NO! Seriously this dude needs a wake-up call. Enter: Erica Rose! She'll tell it like it is and take no prisoners. Bring it on girlfriend!

The fans arrive, and I don't even want to give them the time of day, and hopefully the vets won't either.

As if it wasn't hard enough to keep Chris Harrison and Chris Bukowski straight, there's now ANOTHER Chris, known as “SWAT”. Geez Louise. They couldn't find a fan who's name wasn't Chris?

It's kind of scary that fan, David, knows more about these people than I do, and I've watched every episode. He goes up to Nick and says, “you're a personal trainer, right?” What? Why does he know that!

The night has barely begun and Ed is already stripping down (flashback to the ugly green speedo), and Michael says “he's lit out of his tree.” I'm not sure what that means, but he basically meant that he was totally wasted. I love whoever said “This is broadcast nationally, Ed.” Ha!! Ew...he just burps while Chris is talking. So disgusting! No wonder Chris H. says that Ed is a trainwreck. I still have no idea why Jillian picked him, but it's obvious to see why they aren't together any more (that and all of his cheating). They aren't even done and Chris has to scold him to get out of the pool. Chris is losing control of Ed...Ed is basically running the show. 

Time to find a partner. It was hard to keep up with everyone and they didn't show everyone, but these are the ones we were told (at least for this episode)

Reid/Page...hahha “Read the Page”, get it? Good one Reid

Erica Rose/Nick: She wanted a vet as a partner, because choosing a newbie would be like having the help sleep in bed with you; gotta love Erica Rose.)

Chris/Blakely: She feels lucky. Really? Right away, he shows poor gameplay by saying he doesn't want Rachel and Jaclyn to be mad at him for being partners with Blakely, oh boy. He said "she's scary, if I mess up she might chop off one of my limbs." haha

Ed/Jaclyn: only because he's the only one left...because he's a lunatic, and he's in the hot tub saying it's cold, while everyone else is pairing up. He's making such a fool out of himself. I loved Jaclyn's disgusted face. It's a wonder he didn't drown, he was so wasted.

Donna/Kalon: He was worried that she might be with Michael Phelps (aka Ed)

Brittany/Erica/David: the only team of all newbies

Lindzi/Tony

Next day is competition day, and Ed is...hungover, good luck Jaclyn (or not...don't like either of them)

Challenge: “Falling for Love”

Nick and Erica Rose are out first

Blakely just couldn't keep Chris in

No one wants the twins to win, but Paige and Reid just couldn't hold on any longer. The fans win. Ugh

So don't care about this threesome date with a bunch of fans. Oh my gosh, they pull a “Courtney” (skinny dipping)...wow these fans are so lame!

Back at the house

Chris is already straying from Blakely with Jamie. Guess he's over Emily now. This moment is perfect...nothing could ruin this moment...except BLAKELY! Ha!! So glad he got caught.

Chris “SWAT” tells Erica he's voting for her, and she cries. Nobody thought his totally open strategy was a good idea, and everyone was like, “yeah, let's do the opposite.”

Voting

Newbies vs. Vets: who didn't see that division happening? Hoping the producers are seeing what a dumb idea this was, so they don't ever do it again. It doesn't really matter what happens tonight, Reality Steve said that none of the newbies have much of an impact in the game, and none of them last beyond like the 4^th episode...thank goodness!

Michael to Reid: “Just so you know, all the guys are going to vote for Paige. They want Donna around for physical reasons. Just so you know.” Reid was sweet and was trying to get people to vote for Erica so Paige could stay. However, this could really hurt him by going against the vets. Kalon lied to everyone and said he was voting for Paige, but he told Reid that he was actually, in fact, voting FOR Erica. It's going to be close. I have no idea which truth he is going to go with. And he voted for Erica!

Rose Ceremony

Paige and Chris “SWAT” don't receive roses, as they received the most votes. Bye bye newbies. Hoping the twins and David are eliminated next week. Kalon and Ed need to go too...seriously!