Monday, July 30, 2012

Bachelor Pad, Ep. 3.2

Therapy session with the twins: "you called me a slut. I cried.", "stop yelling, you're not a slut, I never would have said that if I was sober", "let's talk strategy, we need people to like us"...wah wah wah! Yikes...double the trainwreck, double the wackadoodle.

Challenge: rhythmic gymnastics ( hello salute to the Olympics). Just as expected, the training is ridiculous and painful (for them and for the viewer).  And if the moves weren't bad enough: the outfits are even worse!

I was disappointed in the girls...they should done better. I loved Mike's analogy: it was like a preschool recital, add ribbons and take it down a notch. Some of the guys took it pretty seriously and actually did quite a bit better than the girls plus they did it in skimpy leotards. Way to go guys.

Judges Ashley and JP, and someone I don't know. They vote on the best and worst guy and girl.Worst=Erica Rose, Ed; Best=Blakely, Mike

Can I just say how much I despise Chris? I have no words to describe how annoying, low-down dirty and skeezy he is. He makes my skin crawl every time I see him or hear him talk.

Michael chooses: Rachel, Lindzi and Donna (which makes Erica mad because she wanted him to give her the rose because she has 1 vote against her because she came in last). Donna is a little delusional thinking Michael is taking her (and only her) on a date. They get to see Adelitas Way perform (who I love). They were great, and Mike and Rachel share a pretty romantic kiss in front of everyone, including Donna. Then, later to fulfill a fantasy, he makes out with Donna. I don't think he really likes her, he's basically just throwing her a bone. Mike ends up giving Rachel the rose.

Back at the house, Chris tries to get in good with all the girls....by making out and playing both Blakely and Jamie, and "selling himself". Yuck!!! Guess what...Jamie gets an eyeful and a big wakeup call by catching Chris and Blakely in bed together. Get out now...you're better off.

Blakely chooses Ed, David and Chris. They do a soapbox Derby. Blakely and Chris deserve each other...they are both fake and annoying.
Blakely gives the rose to Chris...yuck!

Shocker: Ed is drunk...and swimming...again! He's drinking out of his winning trophy. Right now, he's the only bigger train wreck than the dippy twins. They literally fight 24/7! They are ridiculous...stop acting like children!

Britney wants to leave, Erica wants to stay because she has a crush on David. Erica can't convince her to stay, so she's forced to go with her. She says goodbye to David and he couldn't have cared less. What an embarassing display of 2 beings that call themselves humans. The next day...David is surprised to find out the twins left. "I wish they had talked to me first". Lol

At the cocktail party, they are told that all the girls are safe since the twins left. Reid convinces Sarah (who hooked up with Ed the night before) and a few girls to vote for Ed, while many others voted for Ryan because they don't trust him. Immediately after voting, Sarah tells Ed she voted for him and he is shocked. Immediately after that, she regrets voting out the one person she has a crush on snd the one person she liked spending time with.

Rose Ceremony: Ryan received the most votes and is sent home. 

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