Friday, September 21, 2012

X Factor, Ep. 2.3: Auditions

Rizzloe Jones--what kind of name is that? Strange kid, that one. The new Vanilla Ice? The kid's got some talent...it's gotta be tough to freestyle. You could tell at first the judges were quite skeptical, but by the end, the crowd was going nuts.

CeCe Frey--she thinks she's a leopard apparently, judging by the bizarre face paint. She's got a lot of confidence, but her first song, "Unchained Melody" was just weird. The low notes were off-pitch and shaky. They stop her immediately and ask for something else. She sings a much more suiting, Christina Aguilera, and it was sooo much better. She was actually good! She was a completely different singer!

Vino Alan--holy crap! I did not expect a soulful sound out of the guy with tattoos all over his head! He was amazing!

Deangelo Wallace--wow, what an annoying guy. Obviously, before he sings, we know he's going to be horrible. It was just painful. The judges all just got up and walked out! And nothing will gain you fans more than saying the judges worship the devil and then steal the $3,000 microphone. Yeah, nice move buddy.

Tate Stevens--he's a funny guy! I'm not a country fan by any means, but he is definitely an amazing singer!

Citizen--3 out of 5 of them are really hot! They're singing En Vogue...should be interesting. Nice moves and they can sing too! Simon looks rather annoyed and bored. LA on the other hand is totally into them and getting his groove on. The girls obviously love them. Simon said "no" but it doesn't matter because they got 3 "yeses".

Diamond White--sounds like a stage name. She is this year's Rachel Crow. She has a very similar poor family situation, she's got a similar personality (not quite as bubbly and energetic). She's about the same age and she's got a powerful voice that doesn't look like it should come out of that body. Her speaking voice is so squeaky and high-pitched, but her singing voice is low, deep and powerful.

Ally Brooke--she doesn't quite have it. She's got a lot of potential, but there's just something missing. Her voice is decent, but I've heard better. Part of the problem is that she was starting to cry. What's up with her continuing after the music stops? They can't get her to stop! I'm not sure why they thought she was so good.

Brandon Hasson--another surprising voice coming out of this kid! Wow!

Sister C--wow! Those sisters are so good! The groups this year are all so much better than any of the groups last year!

Panda Ross--straight out of the hospital suffering from pneumonia. Large lady, large personality, large manly voice. Manly as it might be, it was good! Too bad, she had to be rushed back to the hospital. She probably shouldn't have been running and jumping around. But she did make it through.

Jessica Espinoza--she's got a very different tone. She really dug down deep and brought it!

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