Dancing With The Stars, Ep. 15.7

I think it is now safe to say that the show is officially rigged. The ballroom was dealt a low blow, and we've lost 2 former winners, who are truly great dancers and were so much fun to watch. They absolutely deserved to make it through. How, one might ask, could 2 former winners end up going home before the lowest vote-getter, Bristol? How did she avoid the bottom 3 even? The moody, negative Bristol lives to dance again. You can't tell me that the girl getting death threats and getting trashed all over the place, was able to get more votes than 2 previous winners and fan favorites. Nope...don't believe it, and I just don't get it. It makes me mad enough that she should have never been on the show the first time. The show is called "Dancing with the STARS". Having a mom in politics, a star does not one make. So for her to be on the All Star season is just ridiculous. Sorry. With the lowest score AGAIN, how does that justify getting to stay over 2 previous winners? Goodbye Drew and Helio, you will be greatly missed. Moving on, this week's dance styles were picked by other couples. Just looking at the outfits and hair they've picked for these dances makes it obvious that this is going to be a crazy/good show! Kirstie & Maks-Charlston Can Kirstie keep up with this fast dance and flips? Don't know, but it should be interesting! That is...if she can make her way out of that cake! Maks's pants crack me up! Was he really having trouble lifting/flipping her, or was that a joke? I almost don't know. I'm not sure if it worked as a joke or not. I was impressed that she kept up as well as she did, but... 30/40 Bristol & Mark-Rock & Roll "Dumbing down the routine", "making it easier"...yeah, this sounds like someone who is having fun, is excited to be there and wants to win. Hopefully her bad attitude will force those who have been voting for her to STOP! Mark had fun as usual, but she is still so lackluster and boring! At least she smiled a little. She needs to just shut up and let Mark, the professional, do what he does best. 32/40 (8s? Really?) Sabrina & Louis-Disco Kirstie was dumb for choosing thos style for Sabrina...she's gonna kill this! So much fun! Loved every second! Holy cow, the lifts, my goodness! He almost dropped her on the last one...that was close. 35.5/40 Emmitt & Cheryl-Bolero Emmitt, the smooth gentleman! What a sweet dance. We're so used to see him beaming those pearly whites and be-bopping all over the place. This was a nice change and he still performed the heck out of it! 36/40 Gilles & Peta-Bollywood I love Bollywood dance numbers, so I'm super excited to see Gilles perform this! He's got the looks, I hope he's got the moves. I love the song choice...it's perfect! It was a little slow, but he still did an awesome job! "Hotter than curry"...well said Len. 39.5/40 (He got 3 10s!!! Wow!) Melissa & Tony-Jitterbug This was also a dumb choice by Apolo & Karina, because Melissa thrives on the fast up-beat dances. The faster she goes, the better she gets. Those flips and lifts were right in her wheel-house...a couple bobbles, but it didn't slow them down one bit. Great job Melissa! 37/40 Shawn & Derek-Mambo They make such an awesome pair. I could watch him all day long. His choreography just blows me away every week...just simply Phenomenal with a capital P! She is just too cute, I love her...and him! 39.5/40 (3 10s!!) Apolo & Karina-Hip-hop What a dumb choice of dance by Melissa...did they not see him and Julianne do their season winning free-style that was basically all hip-hop? They are going to kick this dance's butt and take names! I'm kind of surprised that Karina doesn't like hip-hop. It seems like something she would be good at. Another classic Apolo dance to be remembered...all except for Karina falling down. Cool, fun and funky! I think he should be in a boyband or something because he's got skills! And I love when he wears a bandanna! 34.5/40 Kelly & Val-Contemporary Great Coldplay song choice, love that song! They have such good chemistry. It's nice to see Val finally get to dance with a good partner. What a steamy, romantic number...just beautiful. And she has a broken toe! And then there's nothing sweeter than seeing Val carry her all the way up the stairs..awww! 37.5/40 Awesome week of dancing, only to be made perfect, if a certain someone goes home.