Friday, March 29, 2013

Big Brother Canada, Ep. 1.14

Emmett Confronts Suzette
Emmett wanted to make sure that Suzette knew that he wasn't trying to be mean to her, and that he was just stating what the whole house was thinking. Suzette seemed shocked that the house could feel this way, and no one had the guts to talk to her about it. She said she felt humiliated by him doing it in front of everyone. He said that he was hoping this would make her take a look at the way she was playing the game, and make some changes. She continued to deny that she ever tried to make anyone feel guilty by talking about herself. Wow. Can anyone say 'denial'? She has no clue. At this point, she says that she's just ready to go home. Let's hope the house makes that happen.

The Topaz Tornado
Topaz was napping in the HOH room and had Alec's headphones on. Big Brother was trying to wake her up by buzzing a loud alarm. She slept through it. It kept going off...she kept sleeping. Downstairs, everyone hears it, and Peter had some nice commentary: "The Topaz sleeping alarm, brought to you by Big Brother. Bringing you the best in wake-up calls, each and every day...multiple times." Everyone was getting so annoyed by the alarm. Andrew even said that if he won HOH, he would put her on the block for it. Finally, Alec goes upstairs, and she looks like she's awake now, and just pretending that she can't hear the alarm. Big Brother told Alec to take the headphones to the Diary Room. He now has no music for the rest of the week thanks to Topaz. If I was him, I would be ticked off!

Alec then went to talk to her about it, and he was expecting an apology. But nope...in classic rebel Topaz fashion, she just went off on how stupid that was and "F*** you Big Brother". He got no apology and she didn't even seem to care. Poor Alec. I think he needs to put the kibosh on this showmance. She's not worth it, and she is just dead weight that he's carrying around.

Alec had a guy talk with Emmett and Peter and told them about what happened. He said he's starting to see the kind of person that she is and that she's not really his "kind of person". Finally! I never did see what they had in common. It was all just physical. He said, "And now I have to sleep with this person for another week." He actually brings up the possibility of trying to get her out, even as soon as next week! The only problem is that it does benefit them to have her and Gary stick around for awhile. Alec assures us that no matter what, "The Shield" will remain strong".

Then Topaz talked to Gary, and SHE had the nerve to talk bad about Alec about how he made her mad! Seriously, woman?!

She then realizes that she needs to make nice, and she "throws down the towel" and apologizes to him. She makes it sound like she thinks she did nothing wrong and that she shouldn't even have to be apologizing. Just who does she think she is?

They are both now just going through the showmance for appearances. Neither of them really want to continue it, but they are trying to make the other believe that nothing has changed. Alec said: "The best possible scenario is to just put a bandaid on it, forget about it completely, and just continue on with the loveless, showmantic sham."

Double Date Night with Suzette & AJ
Because Suzette and AJ were on the block together, Big Brother wanted them to have a date night (weird...not sure what that's all about). They were to pick 2 other people to join them. The catch? They had to be 2 people who were not currently in a showmance. They chose Talla and Peter. The rest of the house had to play other parts. The maître d was Emmett. Alec was the waiter. Jillian was the chef, with Andrew being her sous-chef. Gary and Topaz were the entertainment.

Talla was super excited, while Peter was not excited at all. "I don't really like the process of dating, and I really loathe the process of eating." So, to entertain himself and help him get through the evening, he decided to make it into a dinner theater and he started playing a part. He pretended that he was married to Talla (not sure how this would make things better, but OK). Suzette and AJ also pretended that they were married. Suzette liked this idea a little more than AJ.

Alec played the part of the waiter very well, and he broke out his fabulous French accent again, and took on the character of Ricardo. And then Ricardo (Alec) and Jacques (Emmett) took it to another level, and turned into Chippendales!

Peter has very picky eating habits and he has no interest in trying the "revolting" looking steak and lobster, so he orders a potato. He then jokes that he's seen Ricardo somewhere before.

Talla complains that her steak isn't done to her liking, while Andrew chases Jillian around the kitchen with a lobster. Craziness! And then Jillian struggled with having to "murder" the lobsters, so she turned that task over to Andrew.

Surprisingly, none of the dinner guests knew how to properly shell a lobster, so Jillian gave them a table-side tutorial...as AJ, Talla and Peter looked on with disgust.

And then it was time for the entertainment. Gary and Topaz were solo rappers who came together for the night's performance. Topaz's stage name was TZ and Gary was GG, and together they were The Glitter Army. They performed their #1 single "The Sensual Dessert". They actually sounded better when they were rehearsing in the dressing room. During the performance, it was just a lot of sexual moaning sounds. Talla burps and Peter says "And you wonder why I never take you anywhere."

Since Suzette and AJ got a lovely dinner, the other houseguests got a piñata (who comes up with this stuff?). Alec got the killing blow, and the candy came spewing out. Gary picked up a golden ticket that fell out. The ticket gave him he power to replace a player in the next Veto competition.

Eviction Ceremony
Emmett -- Suzette
Topaz -- Suzette
Andrew -- Suzette
Gary -- AJ
Jillian -- Suzette
Peter -- Suzette
Talla -- Suzette

By a vote of 6-1, sobby Suzette is evicted from the house!!!! Who knew she would take being evicted so well? Heaven knows she didn't handle being on the block 3 times that well.

HOH Competition: Before or After
It comes down to Talla and Topaz! Whoa...who saw that coming? Not me. And Topaz is the winner! So the HOH room goes from one half of the fake showmance to the other. Topaz should let Alec have her headphones for the entire week after what she did this week.

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