Tuesday, May 20, 2014

The Bachelorette, Ep. 10.1

Here we go! Night 1...let's jump right in with the Limo introductions...

Limo 1:
Marcus - nervous and shaking and he has a lot to give and offer
Chris - ecstatic to be there and she's the reason he's there
JJ - all giddy inside, nervous laughter...he's on a noble quest to find true love
Marquel - tried to bring his A-game and he's there to compliment her
Tasos - loves to travel and wants to visit the Lover's Bridge (as previously featured on The Bachelor); he wants to recreate this at the front gate and they take the key and make a wish throwing it into the fountain...she thought it was adorable

Limo 2:
Cody - apparently the limo broke down and he had to push it up the driveway...he seems very full of himself
Steven - stoked to be here and she wants him to teach her to surf
Rudie - asks to "approach the Bachelorette" and tried out some attorney humor with a Voluntary 4th Waiver which gives her the right to check his story
Carl - brought a little globe or something that had an arrow marking where they are starting their journey
Jason - special skills being a doctor, he can make a diagnosis just by looking at someone--she must have a fever because she looks really hot (cheesiest pick-up line of the night award)

Limo 3:
Nick V. - really excited to meet her and she loved his polka dot look of his tie
Dylan - needed some space to warm up to her because he is nervous and now he's drawing a blank on everything he wanted to say
Patrick - kicks her a soccer ball but assures her that he is not like the other soccer player (Juan Pablo)
Emil - worst first impression: his first name is "like anal with an m"
Brett - pulls out a huge floor lamp, cord and everything--his mom said to never meet a lady empty-handed...it's from the hotel

Limo 4:
Craig - pops and sprays a bottle of champagne everywhere, because he wanted to celebrate her being the Bachelorette
Ron - grew up all over the world (Israel and Barbados) and somehow ended up here
Bradley - opera singer and he will sing for her later, and she wants lessons to not kill people's ear; then trips/kicks something on the way inside
Josh B. - so excited it is her

Golf Cart:
Nick S. - professional golfer...not a golf cart salesman

Limo 5
Brian - tied his tie 6 times, and is happy it's her
Andrew - he thinks she has the most adorable smile and he thinks "Andrew and Andi" has a nice ring to it
Mike- wants to imagine that he didn't come out of a limo and that he actually just saw her on the street and came up to her; people call him "Camps"
Eric - brought her dolls from Peru that were given to him by a little girl in the Andes Mountains, and she told him to give them to his girlfriend--he didn't have one at the time, so he's giving them to her
Josh M. - she is the only reason he's there; he just moved to Atlanta (where she's from), so they're already neighbors

Cocktail Party 1-on-1s


Josh M. - she is sure that he is her type, and his mom loves her
Marquel - they do a cookie tasting...he's in love with the cookies...he's hilarious; I love him because he did a Seinfeld reference--he pulls out the black and white cookie and says "look to the cookie". OMG...I just died! Cookies--check! Funny--check!! Seinfeld reference--CHECK!!!
Eric - talks about his Global Odyssey to travel to go to all 195 countries in the world; she wonders if he's allowed to have a companion, and he said he is
JJ - brought fabric that he made his first pair of pants out of...what?
Nick S. - gave her some putt-putt lessons
Tasos - likes to learn different languages
Nick V. - has 10 siblings
Chris - lives on a 4th generation farm, farming with his dad; she's never met a farmer and although she's a city girl, she loves to be outdoors...this renders him just about speechless
Marcus - she thinks he's hot and has piercing eyes; his mom is Polish and his dad is German, and his first language was Polish; she's very intrigued by him

First Impression Rose: Nick V.
She thought originally that she would give it to someone she was instantly attracted to, but she said he made an impression right out of the limo. She said he was so endearing and cute, and he had no idea how cute he was. She totally made him blush.

Surprise Visitor
Chris Bukowski desperately wants to see Andi. He wants to be on the show. He showed up, and camped out outside the mansion hoping to get on the show. What a loser. Even the security guards didn't want to be there babysitting him. He kept trying to talk to them, but they didn't want to really talk to him.

Chirs Harrison, laughs, and tells Andi that he's there and wants to see her. She chooses not to see him or give him a chance in order to be fair to the guys that are there. She didn't want to do anything to lose their trust.

Chris B. said he he's been out there for 7 days waiting, and he doesn't want to give up. He says he's not going to leave. Dude: take the hint...she doesn't want to see you!

Chris H. tells him that he either leaves or it ends up badly. He agreed to deliver the flowers he brought. Finally, he agrees to leave.

Rose Ceremony
Roses: JJ, Eric, Marquel, Craig, Tasos, Josh M., Brian, Bradley, Marcus, Andrew, Ron, Carl, Chris, Dylan, Brett, Patrick, Cody, Nick S. (Nick V.)

Going Home: Emil, Jason, Josh B., Michael, Rudie, Steven

My First Impressions:

  • Andrew and Patrick have to be gay...seriously. Did you hear them talk? They were like way into each other, it was really, really creepy!
  • What is with all the bow ties and plaid shirts?
  • There sure were some creepy long hairdos
  • I feel bad for Josh B., I don't think he had anything to be embarrassed about
  • As many really cute guys as there are, there are a fair share of really creepy lookers and laughers
  • I'm really impressed with her so far as the Bachelorette--I think she's made some good decisions so far, and I'm surprised at how comfortable she is with leading the conversations and finding things in common with so many of the guys
  • They really found some interesting guys and there's a wide variety of jobs and interests among the group


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