Sunday, August 19, 2012

Big Brother, Ep. 14.16

HOH: Shane
Nominated: Frank and Boogie

We start out with the continuation of the HOH competition. Ashley looks pathetic; why doesn't she sit this one out if her back is that bad?

Ian: "I'm falling more than a drunk girl in heels."

Ian: "I reckon we're looking at 500 trips back and forth." Leave it to Ian to break down the competition mathematically.

Britney actually looks pretty good in this challenge. She was going for safety, and wins!

Shane was completely dominating in the race for HOH. Danielle and Ian were also challenging.

Frank: "Slow it down Ash." Haha

Man! They are taking some hard hits to the butt and face!

Boogie was flying, and ended up winning $10,000 to add to his previous $6,000.

Somehow Dan plays catchup and passes Ian, who was going for HOH all along. Must have been all the falls Ian took.

And Shane wins HOH again! These houseguests need to step it up. It seems like it's always either Shane or Frank moving upstairs each week.

The decision this week: stick with the Silent Six or go with the Quack Pack and make a move on Frank and Boogie.

Ian, the spy, relayed a convo between him and Boogie, in which it was revealed that they were coming after Shane and Britney. The Pack met up in the HOH room, and the consensus was that they needed to put up Boogie and Frank before they can do anything. The dual members decided to pledge their allegiance to the Pack over the Silent Six. Quack, quack!

Ian makes another date with Ashley. He's worried about what she and Frank were up to the other night. "Ain't nothing gonna come between me and my flirtmance." Nice parody of Rachel, Ian!

Oh no! Ian lets Britney do some manscaping on his armpits before his date. Britney: "Nobody wants to out with Ian whenever he has pit hairs that are frickin taller than trees." Haha

It took Danielle and Ashley to hold him down! After it was all over, he said he would not be doing it to any other body part.

Ashley looked so spaced out during their "date" at the kitchen table. They barely looked at each other. Wow, that was just awkward, them talking about what he had for breakfast and lunch. And then, she asked him if he went to the bathroom, to which he replied, "no, I'm going to wait til it will be easier." What?? Seriously? Big surprise, after the date, she realizes they are just friends.

Shane brings Joe up to the HOH room because he needs to get some more people on-board with the plan. Joe unloads the biggest heap of b.s. I think I've ever heard on Big Brother: "You're best interest is even ahead if my own. Right now, I will go out of the game for you. Why? Because you deserve to win this game. This is a oath. I'm telling you, what this is is a military. I will...in front of a bus for you. To me, that's a plan." Wow...who talks like that? Of course you're going to tell the HOH what they want to hear, but who just gives up and says that someone else deserves to win over them. I don't buy it.

Out in the yard, Boogie and Ian discuss some BB history. Ian thinks they will do another All-star season, but it will be good vs evil. Boogie says "sign me up for the evil team!". Ian then says if he makes a big enough splash he could be on the evil team. Boogie said he is the most innocent kid and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. But little does he know that Ian has jumped the Boogie-Frank ship and he's using his coach-team connection with them to carry intelligence to his new ship, the Quack Pack.

The houseguests go inside and see a trail of balls leading to the arcade room where there's a question mark cube, which is reminicent of Pandora's Box. Uh oh, that's never good. And, I just remembered that there is a double elimination this week, so, yeah...no goid can come of this.

This brings some doubt about nominations...what if Frank or Boogie come off the block because of this...that would be bad for the Quack Pack, so now Shane is thinking it might be better to go for a floater this week.

Nominations: whoa...Frank and Boogie! Uh oh...the Silent Six is caput. Poor Frank, his 9 lives could be up soon.

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