Monday, August 20, 2012

Bachelor Pad, Ep. 3.5

In a surprising twist, Blakely is no longer a fan of Chris. Thank goodness!

I can't believe that after everything Chris has done to Jamie and Blakely, that Sarah wants anything to do with him, let alone want to be in the same bed as him. Yuck!!

As much as I hated Kalon on The Bachelorette, I find him hilarious as he totally made fun of Chris and how stupid he is.

I loved seeing Chris completely fall apart when he realized all his "friends" lied to him.

Competition: The Great Fall of China-carry a tray with cups and plates around tables. Dropping anything causes you to have to start over. Everyone is ticked because Blakely worked at Hooter's for 13 years (or 35 according to Chris).

The girls go first, Blakely does good, but even she drops. There is shattering china crashing everywhere! Sarah could have won, but she got disqualified for touching the top of her cup right at the end...so Blakely ended up winning. Which means Chris basically wants to go crawl in a hole and die. Ha!

Boys are up, good luck! With Blakely attached to his hip, Tony wins. Blakely's mouth was moving the ENTIRE time! Soooo annoying!

Because partners Blakely and Tony are going on the same date, Blakely chose to give her rose to Kalon...and in doing so, making Chris's worst nightmare come true.

Kalon, of course, takes Lindzi on his date. So their date takes place on a bridge...that's been closed just for them...with a chandelier? What kind of a date is that? Kalon thinks it's gorgeous and romantic? Really? Shockingly, he tells Lindzi that he thinks he's falling in love with her and that he doesn't have to fake anything like he did with Emily, from day one. Ouch!

Back at the house, Chris begins to wallow in his sorrows "how did this happen?" Oh gee, let me think. His one last harrah: vote Lindzi out as revenge. Ok, we'll see how well that works.

Time for Blakely and Tony's date. She chose the overnight date (for obvious reasons), and also because she assumed it would be a more expensive, exciting, luxurious date. But...it turns out they are going camping! Lol!)

So then, mid-date, Tony goes to the jeep and turns the radio to a country station. The song that starts playing sounds so familiar. Why? Oh, it just happens to be the song that uber-villain Wes sang to Jillian a gazillion times, and then also sang to Gia on Bachelor Pad! Anyone who likes country: am I wrong or does someone else sing the exact same song? Highly unlikely. Way to go Bachelor producers. Way to totally intervene and make our ears bleed one more time from that song.

Tony's rose of safety goes to...oh wait...Chris has something to say...again. He's the king of interrupted rose handouts. Blakely coached Tony through his entire presentation of the rose just to be sure he didn't screw it up. He eventually gives the rose to Jaclyn.

Cocktail party time. Chris H. adresses all the couples and talks about the true relationships that have formed: Kalon and Lindzi, Michael and Rachel and the new couple Tony and Blakely (who apparently made whoopee on their date...thanks Tony...TMI). Chris then addresses Ed and Jaclyn. Jaclyn is very uncomfortable. Ed says, in front of everyone, that he did not come to find a relationship with anyone and he still feels that way. Ouch! The look on Jaclyn's face was priceless. She looked absolutely devastated.

Time to shake things up. The entire house votes for one woman to go home. The woman with the most votes then has the sole vote on which guy goes home. Wow, this should be interesting.

Michael had the perfect plan: have his alliance vote for Erica; spread the rumor that Chris orchestrated her demise, so when she's voted out, she takes Chris with her. His plan was going perfectly...until Michael said that Chris voted for her, it got back to Chris (who hadn't voted yet). Chris took Erica into the voting room so she could watch him vote for Lindzi. Uh oh...backfire!

Erica gets the most votes, and she takes Michael with her. And...she has the last word, as she says that Holly made the right choice...low blow! It's a game Erica! People are expected to lie and manipulate.

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