Monday, August 13, 2012

Bachelor Pad, Ep. 3.4

The most anticipated challenge: surveys. Everyone is required to answer questions about each other. Rounds: love and romance, and who said that?
Women are up first. At the end of round 1 Sarah is in the lead, followed by Jaclyn. Blakely sees that Chris (her partner) is very openly cheering for Sarah and not her. Ha! Chris is an idiot. Am I the only one wondering why he has the most girls fighting over him. At this point, Kalon even looks better than him.

Round 2 is "Who said that?"
1. The person in the house who has accomplished the most is me. I'm amazing.-Ed (I would have absolutely chosen Kalon on that one)
2. Other than to win the money, Ed is only on the show so he won't be forgotten since his season was 20 years ago.-Chris
3. The person who has accomplished the least in life is Blakely.-Nick
4. The person in the house who would make the worst parent is Erica because she eats her hair.-Kalon
5. The first thing I thought of when seeing the girls in their rhythnic gymnastics outfits was sexy thoughts.-David.

And the winner is: Jaclyn

The men are up next.
After round 1, Michael is in the lead.

Round 2: "Who said that?
1. The amount of men they slept with was 11, no 12, no 9.-Blakely (she lied)
2. The most scandalous place they made whoopee was on top of a car in a parking lot.-Sarah
3. They would rather sleep with Chris than their own partner because he is so hot.-Jaime (that woman should have her head examined, because there are clearly some parts missing...I think I threw up a little; that just makes me ill. Not only is he NOT good looking at all, but he treats women horribly.)
3. Jaclyn is the most fake because she lies constantly.-Jaime
4. Jaime is the most annoying in the house because she hangs all over every guy and spins in circles for no reason (never noticed it before, but she does!)-Blakely

Winner: Ed (What? How did that happen?)

David and Rachel had the least points, so they each have a vote against them.

Jaime has some explaining to do after the game, and she goes crying to all of the guys.

And Kalon, being Kalon, sounds like he's being comforting, but reveals that he's just being nice before she's executed, just like you would stroke a dog's head as it's being put down. Wow, that's harsh!

For Jaclyn's date, she chooses Ed (big surprise).  Sarah finds it annoying that she would take her partner. Get over yourself Sarah, and stop stressing, Ed is obviously a player and he's NOT worth it. I'm so annoyed with Ed and Jaclyn, I don't even care what they do on the date.

I think it's so funny that Chris is so annoyed by Blakely. He deserves to be miserable for awhile.

Jamie makes about as big of a fool as Ed does on a regular basis. She drunkenly throws herself at Chris. He tries to resist because he doesn't like her, but because he can't stop looking at her boobs, so he gives in. Again, I'm going to be sick. She says she doesn't want to get close to him if she's going home. He thinks she talks too much and the only way to shut her up is to kiss her. Yeah, this relationship has a ton of potential. She could not be more delusional. She says she doesn't think he's playing a game and that he's being totally honest about his feelings. I feel a complete blindside, followed by a total meltdown in Jaime's future.

Since Jaclyn chose Ed, who also had a rose, she needed to give the rose to someone else. She chose Chris (ack!) which means he's safe and gets to go on a date. This is the only part that makes it worthwhile...can't wait to see who he picks and how shocked the girls he didn't pick are. And the winner is: Blakely (his partner)? Nope. Jaime (his canoodle buddy who thinks they are in love and on cloud 9? Nope. Sarah! The third girl added to his resume. But how can this be? Oh yeah, he's a douche!
Just when you think his actions will make Jaime see what he's up to, she finds a way to justify what he did. Apparently, he felt guilty for not having feelings for Blakely, that he didn't want to throw Jaime in her face, so chose Sarah instead. She thinks he's so loyal and doesn't get pleasure out of causing pain, and that's so attractive. Wait, what? Omg this girl is dumber than a bag of dirt! At least Blakely sees that he is a "snake in the grass". "Chris is protecting me from Blakely, and that makes me feel good." Wow.

Again, another date I want no part of witnessing.
Back at the house, Ed is told that he needs to hand out a rose since he didn't on his date. He decides to give it to Rachel.

Blakely and Jaime talk and Blakely decides she doesn't want to be Chris's partner any more. Jaime is ecstatic because she can't wait for Chris to come home so she can tell him that they can be together. Little does she know that Chris is hooking up with Sarah on their date. Oh boy, it's going to hit the fan. Chris goes from one clingy, neurotic girl to the next. Again, what about him evokes these obsessions? Don't see it.

Watching everyone without a rose strategizing, and Nick potentially being voted out, I wonder to myself why in the world they chose Nick and Tony to be on the show. They are never involved with anything that is going on. They are never shown with any girls...do they even have partners? I have no clue. I wonder if the producers are asking themselves the same thing. If it wasn't for the stupid "fan" twist, I'm sure they would have been gone by now.

The whole voting thing just cracks me up. EVERYONE is lying to at least 1 person. I, like Ed, am totally confused. The best, and biggest liar of them all is Kalon. He flat out lied with a straight face that he was voting for Blakely, when he actually voted for Jamie. There are a lot of people who are going to be super surprised when Jamie goes home instead of Blakely.

At the Rose Ceremony, going home are: Jamie and David!

Chris was duped! Ha!!!!!  What goes around, comes around buddy.
At least Jamie now sees the true Chris. She might be hurt, but at least she knows what a complete loser he is.

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