Wednesday, January 30, 2013

American Idol, Ep. 12.5

San Antonio Auditions:


Great singers to watch for in Hollywood:
*my favorites

Vincent Powell (aka "returning guy with ugly boots who was dying to meet Mariah Carey")

*Savannah Votion (aka "girl with the humungous voice")

Christabel Clack (aka "worship leader with a mohawk")

*Ann Difani (aka "girl with the 'pretty tone' who was nominated by her husband")

Victoria Costa (aka "the mariachi girl")

Papa Peachez (aka "self proclaimed black woman in a white man's body who changed Randy's tie-breaking vote")
-so bad he's good??

Sanni M'mairura (aka "the Tanzanian/Kenyan")

Adam Sanders (aka "the hyperventilating/nervous crier")

Bad singers to look up on YouTube if you want a good laugh:

Derek and David Bacerott (aka "the out-of-tune brothers who wouldn't take 'no' for an answer")

Stefan Jones (aka "Urkel with a mohawk")

Ongela Clark Falkquay (aka "girl who painfully shrieked 'Firework'")

Carolyn Jackson (aka "girl who looked like she was wearing a big curly wig")

Long Beach Auditions


Great singers to watch for in Hollywood:
*my favorites

*Shubha Vedula (aka "the girl with the surprisingly big voice who the judges could not pronounce or repeat her name correctly")

*Matt Farmer (aka "army vet who suffered a traumatic brain injury who has the cutest little girl")
Update: As soon as this episode aired, soldiers who served with Matt took to the internet to make sure people knew what he was saying wasn't true. Matt eventually came out and confessed that everything he said was a lie. He did serve in the military, but was never injured in any way. He said that he has always had a problem with lying and doesn't know why he did it. He said he is no longer on the show, but didn't say how he was eliminated. Most people are assuming he was just eliminated during the Hollywood round do to his singing, not because of his lie.

Jesaiah Baer (aka "girl who got interrupted by the fire alarm")

Micah Johnson (aka "guy who has a speech impediment due to a botched tonsilectomy but sings perfectly fine")

Rachel (aka "girl with the self-proclaimed biggest accent")

Briana Oakley (aka "girl who was on Maury as one of the 'most talented kids' who then was bullied and had to change schools")

Matheus Fernandes (aka "the short guy with a lot of heart and a lot of talent")


Bad singers to look up on YouTube if you want a good laugh:

Brian Martinez (aka "guy singing in the bathroom who was told he should audition")

Stephanie Sanson (aka "quiet girl who surprisingly screamed Adele and stormed around the room, flipped the bird and walked right out the door")
--Quite possibly the most shocking audition ever...didn't see that coming. She looked so sweet and innocent, and had such a quiet speaking voice. I don't know what in the world possessed her to be so incredibly disrespectful and make a mockery of the entire show.
--Note: this one's not even funny...it's just bad and shocking.



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