Charlotte
Great singers to watch for in Hollywood:
*my favorites
Brian Rittenberry (aka "guy who's wife has a crush on Keith Urban")
*Jimmy Smith (aka "guy with crazy blonde hair who auditioned on a whim")
Sarina
*Haley Davis
Na'chelle Fullins-Lovell (Note: all this girl did was screetch notes that only dogs could hear. I was not impressed at all...I'm surprised the glass windows behind the judges didn't shatter.)
Isabel Gonzalez (aka "girl who was nominated by her aunt")
Taisha Bethea (aka "lead singer for a rock band, who claims to be a rocker even though she doesn't really sound like it")
Summer Cunningham (aka "girl who provoked the Mariah vs. Nicki blow-up")
Brandy Hamilton (aka "girl who Randy said lit up the room")
Ashley Smith (aka "the hot mess who looks and sounds like a black Miss Piggy" and "blondie" - as named by Nicki -- black girl with extremely fake blonde hair, big thick black glasses, horrible pink lipstick, nasty piercing above her lip; loud obnoxious attitude)
*Janelle Arthur (aka "killer country girl")
Rodney Barber (aka "self-proclaimed ' Voice of Charlotte'")
Candice (aka "church girl back from last season")
Ja'Bria Barber (aka "frog killer")
*Seretha Guinn (aka "girl with a cute daughter who sang 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'")
Bad singers to look up on YouTube if you want a good laugh:
Naomi (aka "girl with way to much eye make-up" and "omi"-as named by Nicki)
Joel (aka "can't remember where he's from" and "guy who sings on the ground to sing because it's backed up by science" and "jumangi"-as named by Nicki)
Matthew Muse (aka "guy who does not sound like Brad Paisley")
Brad Harris (aka "the guy who hit his head too many times so he's not quite all there")
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